Chapter I- The Dawning of The Unicorn Butt Stabber
Adulf Hitler was in his Nazi lair of Nazi evil and was just sitting around coming up with evil Nazi plans for robots and some stupid shit when he suddenly wanted some orange juice.
"Boi, this sure has been a tough day at the office killing Jews, I could go for some orange juice." Addie said and he got up and went to his refridgertar for some orange juice.
SUDDENLY, A ROBOT ARM REACHED OUT AND GRABBED HIM BY HIS BALLS AND PULLED HIM INTO THE FRIDGE!!!!!11!!!!11!!!!
Hitler was all like "Whoa, muy no bueno!!!!" and he was pulled in.
SUDDENLY!!! He found himself in a strange library and a stupid looking pony thing was looking at him funneh.
Adolf The Hitt looked around. It was a LIBRARAY!!!!!
"DA FUCK YOU LOOKING ATTTTTT!!!!" Hitler said with much rage!!!!!
"A faget" Said the purple pony. Hitler smiled. At least she was being honest!!!
"My name is Purple Smart" said the purple smart pony, "And I